archivesofgallifrey: sitting in class. teacher is pulling up different archive websites. one comes up with a banner of a hedgehog. i said “aw, hedgehog. i like hedgehogs.” she responded “i prefer otters” and i literALLY DON’T KNOW IF SHE WAS MAKING A SHERLOCK REFERENCE OR NOT. I DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND. I JUST KIND OF
dreamingofdollopheads: shavingryansprivates: i hope fandom bloggers realize they actually make up a tiny minority of tumblr users and that nobody in any commercial industry actually gives a shit about them
canadumb: thinsiqnificant: canadumb: *ducts tapes my laptop together* *duct tapes my life together* isnt that what i said
I think one of my favorite things about going to such a small school is that the morning after prom when my mom goes on facebook to creep on what everyone was wearing I know everyone’s name
Tim Burton: Hey Johnny, I have this new mov-...
Johnny Depp: Yes.
oohtheyhavenibbles: bonesbuckleup: So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: hetakiosk: tawnyshine: cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan YAHOOLIGAN don’t lie you know you were waiting for someone to do this i...
summvr: when i was little i remember my mom taught me a trick to hold my longsleeve shirt when i was putting on a jacket so they dont bunch up and god bless her soul for doing so
becausejensenackles: mad-manwithablog: spooky-richter: choosing a halloween costume is serious business like do i fandom do i scary do i disney princess if you go as dean winchester you’ll be all three
I’m trying to figure out how to take off my false eyelashes but its 1:30 am and I’m sleepy and I’ve never done this before and uhhg
chromatic-cherry: quoms: imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away Why don’t we do this